Napoleon Dynamite

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[00:00:07] [SPEAKER_06]: Meet Napoleon Dynamite, a high school student who's a little out-of-the-word nary, but destined to make a big impact.

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[00:00:41] [SPEAKER_01]: This week we are talking about the 2004 comedy Napoleon Dynamite. But before we dive in, let's get into some

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[00:02:55] [SPEAKER_01]: Napoleon during it. In small town, Preston Idaho, awkward teen Napoleon Dynamite has trouble

[00:03:05] [SPEAKER_01]: fitting in after his grandma is injured in an accident at the dooms. His life is made even worse when

[00:03:13] [SPEAKER_01]: his strangely nostalgic uncle Rico shows up to keep an eye on him and his brother with no safe

[00:03:19] [SPEAKER_01]: haven at home or at school Napoleon befriends the new kid Pedro. Together the two launch a

[00:03:25] [SPEAKER_01]: pain to run for president. The movie stars John here, Ramirez, Haley Duff, John Grease and Tina

[00:03:34] [SPEAKER_01]: Moore, Jervina. I can never say her name right I'm so sorry Tina. She's on the ground tomorrow.

[00:03:41] [SPEAKER_01]: I just know who that's the girl from Andre and Karina Karina that's how I say her name.

[00:03:49] [SPEAKER_01]: The movie was directed by Jared Hess and the screenplay was by Jared Hess and Jervisha Hess

[00:03:56] [SPEAKER_01]: and it was based on the short film Poluka by Jared Hess. You can currently watch it on

[00:04:04] [SPEAKER_01]: Lulu and Roku but before we start let's get into our readings rewind. You know the drone

[00:04:11] [SPEAKER_06]: before we can enter the movie we'll reveal the rating our white two cave versions of ourselves

[00:04:15] [SPEAKER_06]: we give then at the end we'll see if our current solves a degree with our initial rating.

[00:04:20] [SPEAKER_06]: Her scale consists of would buy it would buy it again. The best would plan repeat five

[00:04:25] [SPEAKER_01]: day rental would watch again two day rental. Yeah okay but nothing to write home about and same day

[00:04:33] [SPEAKER_01]: rental. Gosh Tina each your food it's trash. Well done.

[00:04:42] [SPEAKER_06]: The Johnny what was your white two cave rating of Napoleon Dynamite? Shoot man I saw a lot of

[00:04:49] [SPEAKER_03]: myself in that guy and I did and I thought I was looking at them here. What buy the best one?

[00:04:55] [SPEAKER_03]: Well I would buy yep yeah first I was an anonymous with Napoleon back in the day. Yeah

[00:05:06] [SPEAKER_06]: We concur we went to the movies to see this it was Danielle Johnny and I and the first time

[00:05:16] [SPEAKER_06]: Napoleon spoke Danielle and I had whipped around and looked at Johnny like they need a movie about

[00:05:26] [SPEAKER_03]: you know you know the sea that famous like reverses zoom in jaws where it's zoom in on his face

[00:05:33] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah. That's kind of how it was when I first saw Johnny quoted this movie that entire

[00:05:43] [SPEAKER_01]: like year after this movie came out and I just remember just thinking this is bonkers this movie is so

[00:05:52] [SPEAKER_01]: fucking weird and I can't stop laughing at it and I know not everybody has that kind of humor

[00:06:00] [SPEAKER_01]: and it's super silly and makes no fucking sense but yeah we quoted it to each other

[00:06:08] [SPEAKER_01]: that and I don't know when it came out I think it was the summer because I think we spent the whole

[00:06:13] [SPEAKER_01]: summer dress going back and forth. Yeah like god definitely. So yeah for me would buy it again no

[00:06:20] [SPEAKER_01]: question and I was super excited when we started doing the podcast there were certain movies and I just

[00:06:26] [SPEAKER_01]: like assigned it in my head to certain people and I don't know if Johnny even wanted to do this movie but

[00:06:32] [SPEAKER_01]: he really had no choice because I associate him with this movie not because I don't really see him

[00:06:39] [SPEAKER_01]: in Napoleon but I know we went to see it together it's like imprinted on me that this is a

[00:06:45] [SPEAKER_06]: Johnny movie for me. I always used to say like Johnny is Napoleon dynamite except he's not a dick

[00:06:56] [SPEAKER_06]: Napoleon straight up rude yeah. Yeah they're also weird and rude. I look at this now and we'll get

[00:07:08] [SPEAKER_01]: into this I don't I before I was just like these are just some crazy people but now I'm like

[00:07:16] [SPEAKER_01]: there's a lot of diagnosis that needs to be made for some of these characters.

[00:07:21] [SPEAKER_06]: I agree we definitely owned it in our house so would buy it for me as well.

[00:07:28] [SPEAKER_01]: So that's the box office, Danielle. Let's get into how this movie came to be because

[00:07:34] [SPEAKER_01]: you know I think one of the reasons that I very much love this movie so much and I

[00:07:42] [SPEAKER_01]: imagine this is what it's like for white people when they see a black film and get a glimpse

[00:07:48] [SPEAKER_01]: into black life. This was a very different set of white people I had never encountered in my real

[00:07:56] [SPEAKER_01]: life and I would like to believe that I have a degree in understanding white culture because

[00:08:03] [SPEAKER_01]: you kind of have to live in this country but this was different kind of white. We have never experienced

[00:08:12] [SPEAKER_01]: this. I was hurt people. I doing research for this movie I found out that Idaho is not the Midwest.

[00:08:23] [SPEAKER_01]: I just all those states that we've already established that I don't refuse to go to but it's not

[00:08:30] [SPEAKER_01]: the Midwest it's called the Mountain West. Yeah because it's right next to it's on top of Nevada

[00:08:37] [SPEAKER_06]: right and it's right next to like Oregon in Washington. Did I get it? Yeah I thought that was

[00:08:44] [SPEAKER_01]: interesting. The movie had a budget of $400,000 and it made $46.1 million. That is a lot of

[00:08:54] [SPEAKER_01]: chat-a so here's how this movie came to be in 2002 Brigham Young University Film Students

[00:09:01] [SPEAKER_01]: John Header and Jared Hess collaborated on a class project. The result was a nine-minute short

[00:09:08] [SPEAKER_01]: movie shot on black and white 16-millimeter film entitled Haluke. I hope I'm saying that right about a

[00:09:15] [SPEAKER_01]: nerdy high school student named Seth. Haluke was shown at the 2003 slam dance film festival

[00:09:22] [SPEAKER_01]: and was well received. A man named Jeremy Koone convinced Hess. I believe Jeremy is the one who ended

[00:09:29] [SPEAKER_01]: up editing the Napoleon Dynamite movie. He convinced Hess to drop out of school and adapt it into

[00:09:36] [SPEAKER_01]: a feature-length film and he helped him to find investors for the project. So then, until Napoleon

[00:09:43] [SPEAKER_01]: Dynamite went and premiered at Sundance in January of 2004 where it was picked up by Fox search

[00:09:51] [SPEAKER_01]: light pictures and then shortly after Fox collaborated with Paramount Pictures and MTV films to

[00:09:58] [SPEAKER_01]: release the film with Fox handling the North American distribution and Paramount and MTV

[00:10:03] [SPEAKER_01]: just distributing internationally. So that's how we got Napoleon Dynamite. And let's hear a little

[00:10:12] [SPEAKER_06]: rudge. You're going to say what a little rudge thing. A little rudge have to say about the mountain

[00:10:18] [SPEAKER_01]: West. Roger Ebert of the Chicago Sund Times gave the film one in a half stars writing that he felt

[00:10:26] [SPEAKER_01]: that the movie makes no attempt to make Napoleon likable and that it contained a kind of

[00:10:34] [SPEAKER_01]: studied stupidity that sometimes passes as humor. And here's my thing, why does Napoleon have

[00:10:40] [SPEAKER_03]: to be likable? Right. I mean, everything that he said was accurate, but I mean, yeah, what does

[00:10:45] [SPEAKER_01]: he have to be like? Well, just... And now with new eyes, I could look at Napoleon. I'm no doctor,

[00:10:51] [SPEAKER_06]: but potentially being on the spectrum in some ways. As soon as he dropped that toy out the window

[00:10:58] [SPEAKER_06]: and drug it behind the window, that's one of my babies. Hi, I was dying when he did that.

[00:11:08] [SPEAKER_03]: What is going on here? Tell me if we got about that seed. There is no explanation for why

[00:11:13] [SPEAKER_06]: he needs to happen. It just needs to happen. And I also, because Ken's like, what the fuck

[00:11:21] [SPEAKER_06]: do you do that? And I just, it was like, his friends need to be punished because Lilo and Stitch

[00:11:28] [SPEAKER_06]: lives right free in my brain too. Like, he's just the male version of Lilo a little bit older.

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[00:12:10] [SPEAKER_01]: podcast. Oh, Jackie, what do we have for casting crew? When casting director suggested Jake

[00:12:18] [SPEAKER_06]: Dylan Hall, over unknown actor John Heeter for the lead. But has believed, heeter was the only actor

[00:12:25] [SPEAKER_06]: for the part. I don't think Jake Dylan Hall was bad suggestion. He had shown his comedic acting

[00:12:35] [SPEAKER_06]: chops in bubble boy. Yes. The comedic genius. Like who knew he had it in him?

[00:12:45] [SPEAKER_01]: No, but I kind of feel like he would have stood out. Like he would have just popped out of that film.

[00:12:53] [SPEAKER_06]: We needed all the characters to be on the same level. Yeah. And Jake Dylan Hall just knowing

[00:12:59] [SPEAKER_06]: Jake Dylan Hall. And yes, Tina has been acting forever. She's done some big movies, but most of

[00:13:12] [SPEAKER_06]: much of a name that they could slap on it. So I think this movie doesn't work unless it's

[00:13:20] [SPEAKER_06]: a collaborative effort all the way around and not that Jake Dylan Hall wouldn't have been collaborative,

[00:13:25] [SPEAKER_01]: but just being Jake Dylan Hall he would have stood out. So I guess like his features

[00:13:32] [SPEAKER_01]: would have looked very different than everyone else's that was cast. Especially since we learned

[00:13:38] [SPEAKER_01]: a good majority of the people who were in the movie because they had such a type budget

[00:13:44] [SPEAKER_01]: has actually cast many of his friends from school and relied on the generosity of the

[00:13:51] [SPEAKER_01]: press and locals to provide housing and food to crew members. You know, we already know

[00:13:56] [SPEAKER_01]: John Heeter was his friend and Aaron Rul was his friends. They don't look like they're acting.

[00:14:02] [SPEAKER_01]: That's seen in the beginning where the little boys like what you're going to do today in a

[00:14:06] [SPEAKER_01]: way and I was like these look like real people. I felt like I was on the force gone bust again.

[00:14:18] [SPEAKER_06]: The Heeter was paid $1,000 for starring in the movie and successfully negotiated to receive

[00:14:24] [SPEAKER_06]: more after the film became runaway six months. I'm so glad they gave him more money because

[00:14:29] [SPEAKER_01]: you know, imagine this was her his temple like he did a few things after this, but this is like

[00:14:35] [SPEAKER_01]: his bread butter. And what I love is that like we had the 20th anniversary this earlier this year

[00:14:43] [SPEAKER_01]: and it was him, the actor who played Uncle Rico and the guy who played Pedro, they all went on a

[00:14:50] [SPEAKER_01]: tour together with live talks and rewatching the movie and I thought that was super cute. But if you

[00:14:56] [SPEAKER_01]: go back I highly suggest you go to YouTube and see some of their videos. It's very weird because

[00:15:05] [SPEAKER_01]: like what are you going to do? And they crack me up and it's nice to see that they're like so close

[00:15:11] [SPEAKER_06]: and friendly still even now. Jason Lee was offered the role of Uncle Rico and Vincent Gallo

[00:15:18] [SPEAKER_06]: was also considered an almost cast as Uncle Rico. I think the guy they got was perfect.

[00:15:25] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. Vincent Gallo looks so scared of me. I don't even know who that is.

[00:15:32] [SPEAKER_01]: Once he see him you'll know Brad Garrett auditioned for the role of Rex and enjoyed the script

[00:15:38] [SPEAKER_01]: but decided not to commit. I think he would have stood out a lot too like you've been a

[00:15:44] [SPEAKER_03]: teacher at Bader who played him. I was like he's I felt like he was probably one of the more

[00:15:48] [SPEAKER_03]: well known. I know from the Drew Carey show. Yeah. It's just been around comedy forever.

[00:15:56] [SPEAKER_06]: So he was hilarious in this room. You saw all of his scenes in one day.

[00:16:03] [SPEAKER_01]: So crazy. This was a really short shooting schedule because I think they did it in like 22 days or

[00:16:10] [SPEAKER_01]: something like that. Wow. Yeah. It's crazy. It is. But one of my biggest groups with this

[00:16:20] [SPEAKER_01]: movie and I think I said this in the movie theater woman who had to see it was what years

[00:16:24] [SPEAKER_01]: this supposed to take place in and I'm not alone apparently. Yeah, I think I think sometimes

[00:16:35] [SPEAKER_06]: in small towns. I have been to small towns in Texas and I think sometimes they just get stuck

[00:16:43] [SPEAKER_06]: in a century like not even the whole town but like families within the town get stuck in a

[00:16:51] [SPEAKER_06]: century and that's where they live. But I was like I could see how grandma she doesn't really care

[00:16:57] [SPEAKER_06]: about updating her house. She's just driving in the dunes and feeding her llama. So I think it's just

[00:17:05] [SPEAKER_06]: some people don't care about updating or moving past a century they feel comfortable with.

[00:17:11] [SPEAKER_01]: Also like remember on how I met your mother. Robin was like oh the nine didn't come to Canada

[00:17:19] [SPEAKER_01]: till much later and I believe that is very true like things take time. So sometimes if you're not

[00:17:28] [SPEAKER_01]: in like a fashion forward place they didn't have the internet back then in that same way. Yeah because

[00:17:35] [SPEAKER_01]: it's supposed to take place I finally found out the film is set during the 2004, 2005 school year

[00:17:43] [SPEAKER_01]: and the way that we as viewers are supposed to know this is that in the beginning and the

[00:17:49] [SPEAKER_01]: opening sequence we see Napoleon's student ID card and it says it but it's supposed to be

[00:17:57] [SPEAKER_01]: culturally retroactive elements, Harley back to like the 70s to them all the way to the 1990s.

[00:18:04] [SPEAKER_01]: So it makes sense and Hess does talk about that a lot of this is not like an auto biography for him

[00:18:13] [SPEAKER_01]: and he pulled from his own life and he's like look you have to understand about Idaho this is what

[00:18:18] [SPEAKER_01]: it's like I wanted it to feel this way because it's how it was how it is. But Fox was like

[00:18:26] [SPEAKER_01]: the market of people were like maybe we could do something that says that this is happening now

[00:18:33] [SPEAKER_01]: because he kept explaining that this is what I grew up in in a small town and things are more functional

[00:18:40] [SPEAKER_01]: and fashion doesn't matter as much it's kind of weird but because they wanted to show that the

[00:18:45] [SPEAKER_01]: film takes place now that's why they did ID. I was doing the math because they played that 1999

[00:18:52] [SPEAKER_01]: backstreet boy song so I was like off off riff it's gotta be at least 1999. Yeah.

[00:19:03] [SPEAKER_01]: That's all I needed to know. I was starting to feel like I was going crazy because it was like

[00:19:09] [SPEAKER_01]: years it's got a traper keeper her hairs to the side she's got poofy poofy shoulder pads.

[00:19:19] [SPEAKER_06]: What year is it? And it also seems like at least Napoleon's family and Debs family they don't have

[00:19:26] [SPEAKER_06]: a lot of money so there actually is a scene where Napoleon is at a thrift store I was like I know

[00:19:33] [SPEAKER_03]: good will when I see it. I was like a man back in Cameron killed this place there.

[00:19:41] [SPEAKER_06]: Well I was trying to look on the shelves like I think but like that also like they're getting

[00:19:47] [SPEAKER_06]: older fashion because they're having to thrift it anyway. Yep so they're always going to be a little bit

[00:19:55] [SPEAKER_01]: least a little bit behind the times. I loved Napoleon's wolf shirts that's all I had to say.

[00:20:05] [SPEAKER_01]: It shoes were cool. Those moonshues. I remember those from when I was little like we had

[00:20:13] [SPEAKER_01]: snow shoes kind of like that but we all you know there was a kid in my class I would wear shoes like that.

[00:20:19] [SPEAKER_01]: Those are too hot like let me tell you those shoes are fucking hot. I don't know how he's wearing it

[00:20:25] [SPEAKER_06]: out the whole film. Yeah some sweaty S. Fee. Yeah I'm sure. Well it was according to his it was

[00:20:34] [SPEAKER_06]: very, very hot but it was so much fun being in this rural farm town making a movie and as Danielle

[00:20:42] [SPEAKER_06]: said they shot it in 23 days so they were moving very, very fast. I just didn't have a lot of

[00:20:47] [SPEAKER_06]: film to be able to do a lot of takes. It was a bunch of friends getting together to make a movie it was like

[00:20:53] [SPEAKER_06]: people going to get this is it working? Boy how do you did it work? I got it. I don't know how many people

[00:21:07] [SPEAKER_01]: really like a lot of people went and saw it. I have to ask some of my like black friends,

[00:21:14] [SPEAKER_01]: POC friends and say did you watch Napoleon Dynamite what did you think about it? Because I know

[00:21:20] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm sitting here cracking out but I don't know that humor translates over and who else was watching it.

[00:21:28] [SPEAKER_06]: I know I have one friend that to this day she's still like and you said that fucking Napoleon Dynamite

[00:21:36] [SPEAKER_06]: movie was funny and that shit was dumb I was like, you know let me live that one down sorry

[00:21:45] [SPEAKER_01]: like once a year it gets brought up. I think we just we just have really corny especially back

[00:21:54] [SPEAKER_01]: then we had really corny taste in movies though. All right let's let's get into it. Okay

[00:22:01] [SPEAKER_06]: so the opening credits are really interesting because they're all plates of food that the characters

[00:22:08] [SPEAKER_06]: consumed throughout the movie. So it was a really interesting spin on an opening credits scene and

[00:22:16] [SPEAKER_06]: apparently the production company didn't like the hands that were handling the plates so they made

[00:22:25] [SPEAKER_01]: them reshoot it. It was John's hands, John hitters hands and one of the ladies at Fox said that she saw

[00:22:34] [SPEAKER_01]: hang nail or something and didn't like it so they sent over a hand model from like California

[00:22:41] [SPEAKER_01]: or I don't know where from but I'm just making that part out filling up the holes but they sent a hand

[00:22:46] [SPEAKER_01]: model and so the hand models skin color was as shade or two darker than John's and so they

[00:22:53] [SPEAKER_01]: had to kind of like mix it in. But if you pay attention you could see the difference.

[00:22:59] [SPEAKER_03]: I think I've got to care either way. Yeah. Like a hang nail in the opening sequence what

[00:23:05] [SPEAKER_01]: you got well this movie. Yeah yeah and you know Hollywood would be Hollywood they're like if we can't

[00:23:12] [SPEAKER_01]: do nothing else to this movie we gotta make sure this opening sequence ain't got no

[00:23:18] [SPEAKER_06]: buckering going on. The manicure is right. So we first meet Napoleon he's getting on the

[00:23:27] [SPEAKER_06]: school. He has like a little action figure and it's like got fish line wound around it and so

[00:23:36] [SPEAKER_06]: he gets on the bus and there's a kid sitting next to him and the kid just sits with his mouth

[00:23:43] [SPEAKER_06]: like slightly a jar and it's just like looking at Napoleon is like where are you going to do

[00:23:50] [SPEAKER_02]: to do Napoleon and then whatever whatever I want. Yeah whatever I feel like I've been

[00:24:01] [SPEAKER_06]: her seeds to my wine the fishing line and the hang the action figure outside the bus window

[00:24:08] [SPEAKER_03]: and have a drag behind the bus. I see the so weird by the same time I kind of got it after

[00:24:19] [SPEAKER_06]: like was is that Napoleon is starting his dominance to like yeah I don't know. I feel like the

[00:24:28] [SPEAKER_01]: little kid thinks that Napoleon's going to do something cool every day. That's the thought

[00:24:33] [SPEAKER_01]: that I had this time watching it and Napoleon's like I feel like it I'm such a rebel and then he

[00:24:47] [SPEAKER_01]: makes no sense it's so stupid. Most of this movie makes no sense.

[00:24:56] [SPEAKER_02]: So every time you move your head I just see what's on my mind.

[00:25:03] [SPEAKER_06]: I'm going to do it on the other side.

[00:25:11] [SPEAKER_06]: So Napoleon is a legend in his own mind like he does not give a shit about what

[00:25:18] [SPEAKER_06]: anyone thinks of him. But at the same time at school he does get bullied by his classmates like

[00:25:25] [SPEAKER_06]: quirky and awkward and probably on this book. Yeah and that curly curly perm John Header did to his

[00:25:34] [SPEAKER_06]: hair set him apart from the rest of the students. Those glasses sometimes do you ever see and

[00:25:43] [SPEAKER_01]: scenes that his eyes wear his eyes are just closed? Yes all the time I grew eyes closed. Would you say

[00:25:51] [SPEAKER_03]: the picture behind you like your eyes even open there? I think so and I wondered those glasses

[00:26:00] [SPEAKER_01]: like Warren his prescription and so like he's wearing somebody's crazy glasses because I don't know

[00:26:05] [SPEAKER_01]: why his eyes are closed so much. I don't know yeah okay sorry I just had to point that out

[00:26:15] [SPEAKER_06]: and then Napoleon also loves mythical creatures and drawing. Yeah and one of the first scenes

[00:26:23] [SPEAKER_06]: you just see him drawing a unicorn but then like he draws a little fart puffs coming out of

[00:26:28] [SPEAKER_01]: its intention to detail 10 out of 10 and John Header drew all the drawings in this movie except

[00:26:33] [SPEAKER_06]: that unicorn. But he junked draw the fart puff. And then he starts telling a story about how

[00:26:44] [SPEAKER_06]: he spent his summer with with his uncle up in Alaska shooting Wolverines. But what I love is that

[00:26:54] [SPEAKER_01]: the kids ask him these questions no he's going to make some crazy make up something crazy and so

[00:27:03] [SPEAKER_01]: it's very subtle that they're making fun of him because they're like hitting each other like watch this

[00:27:09] [SPEAKER_06]: little crazy nonsense in the come out. But so can watch this with me who's very excited he was like

[00:27:17] [SPEAKER_06]: I'm sad that my vote for Pedro shirt is in Florida right now so I can't wear it but as the Wolverine

[00:27:25] [SPEAKER_06]: story is happening can turns to me and says it might be true so to which I ask are there even Wolverines

[00:27:33] [SPEAKER_06]: in Alaska so then Ken has to look it up and yes there are Wolverines in Alaska so it could be true

[00:27:43] [SPEAKER_01]: Great Napoleon was telling the truth the whole time let me get my notebook I just need to add another

[00:27:48] [SPEAKER_06]: state to my list. So then we see Napoleon calls home he wants to come home. Graham I doesn't

[00:27:59] [SPEAKER_06]: know the phone his brother Kip answers let me let me let me separate yeah. Is this a conversation about

[00:28:09] [SPEAKER_01]: Kip? First of all Napoleon has a thing about privacy when he has phone calls you are at the nurses

[00:28:16] [SPEAKER_01]: station sir. He takes the phone and tries to wrap round outside the door so he can have privacy

[00:28:25] [SPEAKER_01]: about this conversation and he does this multiple times in the movie also when Kip before Kip answers

[00:28:33] [SPEAKER_01]: the phone you see Kip with government cheese I'm going to say it government cheese because this

[00:28:41] [SPEAKER_01]: is a big ask block and this man is shredding the cheese on not chose but what I don't understand is

[00:28:50] [SPEAKER_01]: how you melt in that Kip how are you melting that because if you put those goddamn chips in the

[00:28:58] [SPEAKER_01]: microwave with the cheese the chips are going to get soggy I was very triggered by this in the the

[00:29:07] [SPEAKER_06]: round of cheese he has so much cheese. So much cheese but sometimes it's too much cheese

[00:29:19] [SPEAKER_01]: any who so they have their like interaction back and forth and Kip is like grab was not here I'm not picking

[00:29:26] [SPEAKER_01]: up I got shit to do. What is that why? Why is there so much mouth breathing in this movie

[00:29:41] [SPEAKER_01]: if you're a mouth breather you will feel seen in this movie yeah and it like he does it

[00:29:47] [SPEAKER_06]: to show his emotion like it's always when he displeased with something it's

[00:29:59] [SPEAKER_01]: yeah I don't know how bugs in the flying his mouth that's all I gotta say yeah and Kip refuses to

[00:30:05] [SPEAKER_06]: come get him so then the next logical question is can you bring me my chaps to get his obsession

[00:30:14] [SPEAKER_01]: with the chaps thick in this movie he needs it all the time and my question in my brain was

[00:30:23] [SPEAKER_01]: how is grandma their grandma is it by their mom or their dad that's what I was always curious about

[00:30:30] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know is Uncle Rico grandma's brother or her son these are my questions

[00:30:37] [SPEAKER_06]: well and in real life the the age difference between Napoleon and Kip and grandma is only like 25

[00:30:47] [SPEAKER_06]: 26 years so she is an awful young grandma right let me just tell you real quick

[00:30:56] [SPEAKER_01]: when I worked and we could when I work with Shannon there was this woman that literally

[00:31:05] [SPEAKER_01]: I worked in cubicles outside and she had an office like right next to mine so she was super nice

[00:31:13] [SPEAKER_01]: she gave Jim teacher vibes 100% and the moment I saw her I had to go to the bathroom

[00:31:23] [SPEAKER_01]: immediately Angola because when I tell you she's a doppelganger for grandma in this movie

[00:31:30] [SPEAKER_01]: and I had I never had anyone to reference this with because nobody knew what the fuck

[00:31:35] [SPEAKER_01]: Napoleon died of I was like nobody cared and I'm like I just need one person

[00:31:42] [SPEAKER_01]: no what is that that is Napoleon's grandma right in front of me every god damn day

[00:31:51] [SPEAKER_06]: like the hair yes the the white hair that's just spiky and then she had some sort of like teddy bear

[00:32:02] [SPEAKER_06]: on and like the gruff grandma voice it was all it was something yeah you was she's Max mom

[00:32:13] [SPEAKER_03]: and it's always sunny you've rolled out here oh really okay

[00:32:18] [SPEAKER_03]: that she's just how that lady would be today just doesn't speak at all just grunts

[00:32:29] [SPEAKER_06]: so Napoleon doesn't get to go home or get his chapstick but as he's leaving the office there

[00:32:37] [SPEAKER_06]: is a new student Pedro and Napoleon ends up showing him around the school and the principal is

[00:32:44] [SPEAKER_01]: fucking an he's an asshole and smash a little slightly racist oh yeah and we see more

[00:32:51] [SPEAKER_06]: that later yep and then Napoleon goes on to tell Pedro that there are a buttload of

[00:32:57] [SPEAKER_01]: gangs at the school also slightly racist yeah I'm just assuming that like maybe he has an

[00:33:05] [SPEAKER_01]: encountered other populations before ethnicities and so he's just seen what he's seen on TV

[00:33:13] [SPEAKER_06]: and that's what he's gonna call out I don't know my inclination was he's just calling groups of

[00:33:20] [SPEAKER_06]: people gangs but he does say he's really good with a bowstaff so don't worry Pedro also what's

[00:33:30] [SPEAKER_01]: going on with Pedro because Pedro also has the like mouth-breathing kind of situation and just

[00:33:38] [SPEAKER_06]: causes Pedro is in Idaho I think Pedro's just when the least

[00:33:47] [SPEAKER_01]: in encounter any racism I don't know like Pedro is a rated eye friend though I had to say really

[00:33:58] [SPEAKER_03]: it yeah yeah yeah yeah mama I'm lucky this last night and like Pedro was a great example like

[00:34:10] [SPEAKER_03]: Napoleon there was zero emotion going on in any other faces like you said just kind of like

[00:34:16] [SPEAKER_03]: slap John mouth open a little bit there was no emotion whatsoever yeah later on in the movie

[00:34:23] [SPEAKER_03]: the dawn one of the other characters who's just taking all the facial expressions that

[00:34:29] [SPEAKER_03]: nobody else is having and just owning it in what is going on in this movie no emotions whatsoever

[00:34:37] [SPEAKER_06]: except for that one character and it is zero to 60 because it's either zero emotion or it's like

[00:34:47] [SPEAKER_06]: Deb gets embarrassed and runs away rather like Napoleon gets embarrassed and runs away like

[00:34:55] [SPEAKER_06]: there's no one behind me oh goodness so now we're home and Napoleon has to feed Tina

[00:35:06] [SPEAKER_06]: the llama and it looks like green bean casserole and there was like croutons or stuffing on top

[00:35:15] [SPEAKER_01]: I was like and first of all what does Tina eat out of a casserole dish that we the humans in

[00:35:22] [SPEAKER_01]: the house are eating out of I think grandma loves Tina both more than all her grandsons

[00:35:30] [SPEAKER_06]: I don't disagree also like do we just feed Tina leftovers does Tina get an actual llama

[00:35:38] [SPEAKER_03]: I thought llama is eat grass. I think vegetarian but she's been given it right you know

[00:35:45] [SPEAKER_01]: right also how much steak does this family eat do they get ever meant assisted steak

[00:35:53] [SPEAKER_01]: don't eat because the cheese because when you had to say we're out of steak

[00:36:00] [SPEAKER_01]: louser coming over to take care of that what oh I just made a connection in my mind

[00:36:11] [SPEAKER_06]: remember like soon after this scene there's like an old man farmer standing in front of a

[00:36:19] [SPEAKER_06]: county shoots it in front of the bus yeah that's where the steaks are coming from yeah Jackie

[00:36:26] [SPEAKER_06]: maybe they just live in a farm area where you're always getting stakes because there's plenty of

[00:36:33] [SPEAKER_01]: cows to shoot well that scene what happens is you see lyle I think that's his name

[00:36:41] [SPEAKER_01]: he comes out to the pasture he's talking to the the cow pulls up his shotgun and then a bus goes by so

[00:36:48] [SPEAKER_01]: we the audience so see it but there's kids on the bus that watch the cow get slaughtered

[00:36:55] [SPEAKER_01]: and the the writer and director of this movie said that that was a real life encounter that

[00:37:03] [SPEAKER_01]: happened to him as a child so yeah bang up down there but how much steak are you having

[00:37:14] [SPEAKER_01]: and are you having other things then steak because that's a whole as cow

[00:37:20] [SPEAKER_06]: well the rest probably have to be sent out for processing whereas the stakes you probably just

[00:37:26] [SPEAKER_06]: like some I know nothing about slaughter I was about I'm sitting here oh Jackie must know about steak

[00:37:34] [SPEAKER_06]: I really I thought you're really going to give me the business I've sitting here

[00:37:38] [SPEAKER_06]: well at least I look like I know where I'm talking about welcome to the network leafy's podcast

[00:37:44] [SPEAKER_01]: where we kind of just assume things are making fun yeah please don't take a lot of the things we say

[00:37:52] [SPEAKER_01]: as facts and let's we say this is a fact we that means we found it online

[00:37:58] [SPEAKER_06]: allegedly I was thinking some of the cow has to be processing but then the stakes I would think

[00:38:05] [SPEAKER_06]: that you just chop them up and hand them out I can't believe we're just kidding

[00:38:14] [SPEAKER_06]: any whom we also get the classic line well then make yourself a dang case of dilliff

[00:38:21] [SPEAKER_01]: from her eyes that was my line that was a line I said that whole summer and to this day

[00:38:29] [SPEAKER_01]: I say dang case dilliff every time it's such a good line and then we find out that

[00:38:40] [SPEAKER_06]: Kip is leaking his 30s and he's just sitting with Chad with babes all day

[00:38:48] [SPEAKER_03]: Kip's why Kip's delivery deliveries in his lines he does so good I just

[00:38:55] [SPEAKER_03]: rely on that he gets I'm just like that was a masterful when dead comes to the house and he's sitting

[00:39:02] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know I guess in the air shot of the conversation and he's like you're bound so I don't know

[00:39:08] [SPEAKER_01]: what he says but she that's what makes her upset and just leaves her caboodles and the way he says that

[00:39:14] [SPEAKER_01]: I had to pause because I was left so hard

[00:39:20] [SPEAKER_06]: and then I kept it correct me up man and in poor cab she's just trying to make some pocket change

[00:39:27] [SPEAKER_06]: she's offering her services for glamour shots if you know you know

[00:39:33] [SPEAKER_06]: Millennials

[00:39:35] [SPEAKER_01]: what is her the name of her business is like shots by dev or slams are shots by dev oh well

[00:39:43] [SPEAKER_06]: plus and dev is also trying to sell moon doggles I never knew that that was the name for

[00:39:48] [SPEAKER_01]: that type of keychain for the lanyard yeah man I used to know how to do them things

[00:39:54] [SPEAKER_01]: I'll tell me to start one now I never knew how to start them at first but I think eventually I

[00:40:00] [SPEAKER_01]: learned but I stop I've always been an entrepreneur in spirit I kept on harassing my little cousins

[00:40:06] [SPEAKER_01]: like every year as like we're gonna start a business so what we saw babysitters close like we

[00:40:11] [SPEAKER_01]: started babysitters club business then I was like we're gonna sell landiers then I was like we're

[00:40:16] [SPEAKER_01]: making chocolates but they couldn't keep up they were holding me back I was beyond saying they were

[00:40:23] [SPEAKER_06]: the rest of the dust in each child I could like if you handed me supplies I can

[00:40:33] [SPEAKER_06]: whip out one of those keychains even do the twisties oh yeah you got you had skills gal

[00:40:41] [SPEAKER_06]: and I never went to summer camp that was all renegade learning how to do landiers yeah well y'all didn't

[00:40:48] [SPEAKER_01]: really have much of a choice being out there at camp and not having much else to do so you had to keep

[00:40:55] [SPEAKER_03]: your separate team remember y'all doing that the older kids were making that we made landiers

[00:41:01] [SPEAKER_06]: and painted rocks tips he's a commercial for Rex Pondo and so he asked Napoleon to give him a

[00:41:11] [SPEAKER_01]: full into town I love that when he's sitting on the couch and that commercial comes on

[00:41:19] [SPEAKER_01]: he has that paper he is right in that number now and then on top of that the commercial itself

[00:41:27] [SPEAKER_01]: is so 90s because when he points he's like you it's like shaking because it's so good

[00:41:39] [SPEAKER_01]: oh my god and those parachute pans the red white and blue American flags yeah pants oh

[00:41:47] [SPEAKER_06]: oh that's sick yeah so they go and do like the intro to Rex Corndo but then they find out it's

[00:41:54] [SPEAKER_06]: $300 for like an eight week course and they're like we ain't got that we ain't got Rex money

[00:42:01] [SPEAKER_06]: and then we're back in school it's the same behind me that's your time to shangirl

[00:42:08] [SPEAKER_06]: and it's time I was like I don't know because I know Americans on the edge here we go

[00:42:14] [SPEAKER_06]: I know I took Americans on language three years in high school to some western college

[00:42:21] [SPEAKER_01]: and I was a proud 90 Eagle how did that happen Johnny I'm no better I wasn't fucking

[00:42:50] [SPEAKER_06]: super cool people

[00:42:53] [SPEAKER_06]: as I was watching the scene I was like oh I got some converted home movies and

[00:43:03] [SPEAKER_06]: Sunday in the other link I'm like if you need some stock footage of Jackie in her prime signing

[00:43:09] [SPEAKER_06]: with the signing Eagles it's like I can never get away from this ever I had to endure in high school

[00:43:18] [SPEAKER_01]: and and now it's still follows but when we went Johnny do you remember what we went to see the

[00:43:24] [SPEAKER_01]: movie and when this part came up I was crying I could not stop laughing because I was like

[00:43:33] [SPEAKER_01]: that's fucking check

[00:43:36] [SPEAKER_06]: Johnny the Jackie this is a coddling movie for sure oh my god so I don't know

[00:43:46] [SPEAKER_06]: some of the signs looked correct other signs not so much I don't know if they were signing a

[00:43:53] [SPEAKER_06]: different version of sign language because there are different versions there's ASL there's

[00:43:59] [SPEAKER_06]: Pigeon signed English there's a couple other ones so I'm like some of this looks like like I

[00:44:06] [SPEAKER_06]: don't know I think that's butterfly I don't know yeah the song is the rose by midler so

[00:44:16] [SPEAKER_03]: and whatever stuff that was they were doing that side for a long time like for a very long time

[00:44:21] [SPEAKER_01]: two verses and they were still doing that and he was behind like all the other people were ahead of

[00:44:28] [SPEAKER_01]: him yeah like he wasn't in sync with them but he was doing his best and his eyes were close so he

[00:44:34] [SPEAKER_01]: wasn't cheating also to make this coddling movie a trifecta the unicorns his head there and

[00:44:46] [SPEAKER_06]: there you have the folks she was a horse girl she wanted so bad to be a horse girl

[00:44:53] [SPEAKER_06]: she never was she never woke his mom and dad weren't back in her fucking horse

[00:45:02] [SPEAKER_06]: but she had the horse figurines to this day she could tell you all the different breeds

[00:45:08] [SPEAKER_01]: don't worry Heather will we get that no more late fees buddy first thing all the list is we are going

[00:45:15] [SPEAKER_01]: to buy you that horse and we're gonna get you some Barbie's girl because I know

[00:45:20] [SPEAKER_01]: no you were my little ponies yes well wasn't she mad that she you got the Barbies and she never

[00:45:26] [SPEAKER_06]: had it always got the Barbies and wanted the my little ponies and I always had it mixed up

[00:45:31] [SPEAKER_01]: my little ponies you got it girl we're going to be flush in horsey

[00:45:39] [SPEAKER_01]: as Beyoncé says look at that horse look at that horse look at that horse

[00:45:48] [SPEAKER_06]: so now oh for some reason oh he tells Pedro a Napoleon tells Pedro

[00:45:59] [SPEAKER_06]: that his girlfriend has been doing some modeling and shows Pedro the photo that Deb has as like her

[00:46:06] [SPEAKER_06]: example for glamor shots by Deb like homeboy just like still a lot he's living the delude for

[00:46:15] [SPEAKER_01]: real he's got he's got a fantasy life and he thinks Pedro is cool and he's trying to you know

[00:46:19] [SPEAKER_01]: like show off that he's cool too but he's very nice to Pedro Pedro is very nice to him but Pedro's

[00:46:25] [SPEAKER_01]: killed the ladies because we find out there's a dance going on and Pedro already has ladies

[00:46:33] [SPEAKER_01]: locked down that he's asking one of them being summer who's played by Haley Duff I just to this

[00:46:43] [SPEAKER_01]: day still can't understand why she's in this movie that was such a weird casting decision

[00:46:49] [SPEAKER_01]: yes it is but okay get your get your get your bread not mad at it but some of the

[00:46:57] [SPEAKER_01]: client's Pedro's invitation yeah she says no with what three explanations and I don't

[00:47:07] [SPEAKER_01]: and heart like what girl you could have been nicer about that but she gives the note to the

[00:47:14] [SPEAKER_03]: link his Pedro's out sick it was sick a lot during the school yes oh yeah oh he's sick

[00:47:23] [SPEAKER_01]: and is he really I don't know what's going on just things like and diagnosed anxiety it could be

[00:47:30] [SPEAKER_01]: because he does have like almost like a panic attack at one point

[00:47:36] [SPEAKER_01]: I also remember laughing out loud when he shaved his head and that's he

[00:47:47] [SPEAKER_06]: and the way to like has three horrible wig choices and she's just like

[00:47:55] [SPEAKER_06]: I think we need to go with this one like bananas I love when he's trying to cool off in the

[00:48:07] [SPEAKER_06]: bathtub and all of the prayer candles are lit along and I don't believe like that water was

[00:48:15] [SPEAKER_06]: cold or anything like he ran a hot bath for his hot head but getting back to school

[00:48:28] [SPEAKER_06]: this is where we get the scene where Napoleon's just saving a snack for later

[00:48:34] [SPEAKER_01]: this is so nasty like can't you release put it in rapid in a napkin like why they got a go

[00:48:42] [SPEAKER_06]: at his top pocket then you shut the fuck up

[00:48:50] [SPEAKER_01]: that's raw and lining right there I don't think he washes them pants either

[00:48:57] [SPEAKER_01]: I mean especially not with grandma around no grandma he washes grandma got shit to do people to see

[00:49:05] [SPEAKER_02]: what these fucking old as Grick is fucking up her life and at one point during the scene Napoleon

[00:49:13] [SPEAKER_06]: or this day Napoleon asks Deb if she's drinking 1% milk because she thinks she's fat

[00:49:24] [SPEAKER_06]: because he could she could totally drink oh milk and I like this is not the way to flirt Napoleon

[00:49:30] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't even think he's trying to I think he was he was very dead on honest with her like you

[00:49:38] [SPEAKER_01]: know he doesn't have a filter what it's not an existing now Deb's mad at him oh let's move

[00:50:00] [SPEAKER_01]: about Uncle Rico later it is and I can't wait till we dive into fucking Uncle Rico so now grandma's

[00:50:11] [SPEAKER_01]: at the dunes with her boyfriend she she says I'm not coming home tonight I'm going I'm going

[00:50:21] [SPEAKER_01]: her way she said you're aunt yes aunt so and so and then she goes to we find out she goes to the dunes

[00:50:30] [SPEAKER_01]: so when she said oh I was like oh okay maybe that is her girlfriend I had that thought as well

[00:50:37] [SPEAKER_01]: yeah because grandma is definitely a card carrying lesbian you can tell me any different

[00:50:45] [SPEAKER_06]: yep 100% and we get the Tina ham scene Tina each time the way he throws the food down

[00:50:57] [SPEAKER_01]: it's so so yeah I feel like that long is gonna fuck him up one day because she is dumb as

[00:51:04] [SPEAKER_01]: shit yeah especially the way grandma treats the llama where she's like a damn near making out

[00:51:10] [SPEAKER_06]: with her when she got home I did almost convince Ken to get an alpaca but then I found out

[00:51:18] [SPEAKER_06]: that you have to have them in groups of three or they have berserker reach backing every time we get

[00:51:26] [SPEAKER_01]: on this podcast you tell me about another animal that makes me think I might not come and visit

[00:51:31] [SPEAKER_06]: what is this anyway and then grandma breaks her coxics at the dunes right there are dunes

[00:51:39] [SPEAKER_01]: buggy's uncle Rico's on call and his sanka colored minivan or whatever that's all I could think of

[00:51:46] [SPEAKER_01]: is my grandma used to have like a sanka orange coffee maker thing back when I was really little

[00:51:54] [SPEAKER_01]: and that's how that truck looks it's that that color orange and so uncle Rico lives in the past

[00:52:06] [SPEAKER_06]: he just wants to go back to 82 where he threw some like some sort of record football

[00:52:15] [SPEAKER_03]: what are the miles I don't even know what that means what's that mean jabby and

[00:52:24] [SPEAKER_03]: the pigs they're the pigs in a quarter of a mile which is insane

[00:52:31] [SPEAKER_03]: and in the same breath he was saying that he could throw the football over the mountains

[00:52:36] [SPEAKER_03]: that are way in the distance this is true it's a legalized to really delusional you know

[00:52:42] [SPEAKER_06]: but he's constantly recording himself playing football with himself

[00:52:47] [SPEAKER_03]: I love so yeah he's like throwing towards the camera right and then he throws it there was an

[00:52:54] [SPEAKER_03]: underhand and he poses that he throws a duck.

[00:53:01] [SPEAKER_06]: oh my god and then he gets to Napoleon and Kip's house and then makes them watch the videos

[00:53:09] [SPEAKER_06]: he recorded and Napoleon's constructive criticism is that's pretty much the worst video ever made

[00:53:19] [SPEAKER_01]: I love that Kip is like enamored by Uncle Rico and the two of them start to scheme a business

[00:53:28] [SPEAKER_01]: and I just have a question what what do I want to fuck Uncle Rico doing because

[00:53:36] [SPEAKER_01]: I pick up because rewatching this I'm like was he slaying in that thing? Was he having sex?

[00:53:46] [SPEAKER_01]: You may have been. It was. It's a pair with a happy ending because it was given a lot of flirtation

[00:53:54] [SPEAKER_01]: and that last house he went to when he was supposed to take Napoleon to the dance

[00:54:00] [SPEAKER_01]: he's like don't come in here don't knock on the door don't interrupt me at all yeah and he was gone for a while

[00:54:08] [SPEAKER_01]: that was getting freaky man for sure and that lady was older and she came out with her house coat

[00:54:15] [SPEAKER_01]: and I don't know many leg warmers because I feel like they were in fox

[00:54:20] [SPEAKER_01]: and I don't know what I'm talking about but Uncle Rico was up to some freaky asia

[00:54:27] [SPEAKER_01]: and it really got weird because he transitioned from selling top of where at the end he started selling

[00:54:33] [SPEAKER_01]: some sort of lotion to make your boobs bigger and it was so creepy and appropriate creepy

[00:54:41] [SPEAKER_01]: yeah because he goes up you know later on he goes up to

[00:54:47] [SPEAKER_01]: what's your name? I just want to say Tina.

[00:54:50] [SPEAKER_01]: But then he goes up to Deb and says Napoleon told me you might need this and the way that he does it

[00:54:54] [SPEAKER_01]: is because him and Kip go to Deb to get photos taken because they need some sort of idea or

[00:55:02] [SPEAKER_01]: something to show that their legit right when they're going door to door to sell these top-aware

[00:55:07] [SPEAKER_01]: kits and whatever and yeah Johnny's was perfect. Oh do I need to do it too?

[00:55:19] [SPEAKER_03]: Then I have to look for him. The way Deb tells him to slowly lift your hand under me here she's

[00:55:28] [SPEAKER_01]: so gentle and like gray with directions. So this photo session is great it's not a problem Deb

[00:55:37] [SPEAKER_01]: has come to go Kip is there Uncle Rico's there but the second time Uncle Rico wants to go get pictures

[00:55:42] [SPEAKER_01]: or whatever he I don't even know it like I don't think he's intentionally trying to get the

[00:55:48] [SPEAKER_01]: vibe he's just so fucking stupid that he can't realize that he's being inappropriate with a

[00:55:53] [SPEAKER_01]: child a minor at that and you can see Deb kind of walk it back like what are you trying to do he

[00:55:59] [SPEAKER_01]: unbuttoned his little vest to pull out a fucking piece of paper flyer which I'm like why is it there

[00:56:05] [SPEAKER_01]: you have pockets sir this is weird and he tells a teenager that hey you might want this stuff

[00:56:13] [SPEAKER_01]: to put on your breast Napoleon said you probably would be interested and that that's what she

[00:56:19] [SPEAKER_01]: 's mad at Napoleon later it's because she was like don't I have no body issues do not mess with me

[00:56:28] [SPEAKER_06]: yeah and then somewhere in the middle of all of this the lady that Uncle Rico sells

[00:56:35] [SPEAKER_06]: Tupper to she has a daughter I don't even remember her name Trish yes and that's who Napoleon decides

[00:56:42] [SPEAKER_06]: he's gonna take to the dance at first but he's gonna draw her a portrait like a self portrait

[00:56:51] [SPEAKER_01]: that's because Pedro says aren't you gonna try to give it these girls because Pedro gets rejected as we said

[00:56:57] [SPEAKER_01]: from summer but Deb says yes which you could tell Napoleon's a little upset about he's like

[00:57:04] [SPEAKER_01]: wait a minute you ask my he you know you asked Deb okay Deb says yes and so he's so he's like I

[00:57:12] [SPEAKER_01]: don't want to go by myself to the stances like well just what are your skills what do you got

[00:57:17] [SPEAKER_01]: and he's like like he's like don't can't you draw pictures he's like draw one of them a picture and he

[00:57:23] [SPEAKER_06]: draw you don't cherish so dirty oh no now it was beautiful

[00:57:33] [SPEAKER_01]: oh then we were talking about a mustache on our upper lip or something and she doesn't like when you look at her

[00:57:38] [SPEAKER_01]: she does not look like that picture no and he's he is so really wrong for that but he doesn't

[00:57:47] [SPEAKER_01]: realize that it's hurtful and because Uncle Rico is trying to sell products he tells her mom

[00:57:55] [SPEAKER_01]: almost describes Napoleon as special you know special needs and so now Trish's mom is making her

[00:58:02] [SPEAKER_01]: go on this date with Napoleon without him knowing yeah and I love when Pedro's like you're gonna need to

[00:58:09] [SPEAKER_01]: suit because he's like what are you gonna wear he's like I think it's like a silk shirt

[00:58:16] [SPEAKER_01]: I actually would have really loved to see that but he goes and and gets that suit

[00:58:23] [SPEAKER_01]: when they go to that first door and that that mannequin crevescare the shit out of me

[00:58:29] [SPEAKER_01]: it was a jumpscare

[00:58:37] [SPEAKER_06]: so when else there's lots of steak throughout these scenes

[00:58:43] [SPEAKER_06]: Uncle up the actor that plays Uncle Rico

[00:58:47] [SPEAKER_06]: oh his wig was some to be old my god John Greece yeah he doesn't meet Renne and so he said that

[00:58:57] [SPEAKER_06]: every time you saw him with a napkin to his mouth he was spitting out the runme that he had

[00:59:02] [SPEAKER_01]: eaten all the scene oh my god they go to some like diner convenient store or something all the time

[00:59:11] [SPEAKER_01]: is eat also did you notice one of the times they pulled up you see the band pulled up

[00:59:19] [SPEAKER_01]: why did he pull the band all the way under the over what do you call it the overhang I'm like

[00:59:28] [SPEAKER_01]: how did they get out without fucking up that building yeah

[00:59:33] [SPEAKER_06]: hmm I'm going to go

[00:59:37] [SPEAKER_01]: Uncle Rico's a mess and then you got to keep over here having an online relationship he needs to get

[00:59:43] [SPEAKER_01]: money because his girl Lafonda in Detroit he needs to have money to see her and then she finally

[00:59:54] [SPEAKER_01]: comes to visit and Lafonda is cool common collective and when they're sitting at that lunch table

[01:00:01] [SPEAKER_01]: looking at each other and his braces are just listening and they just look so damn in love

[01:00:10] [SPEAKER_06]: I love the love affair that is kiffin mother no air and roll

[01:00:17] [SPEAKER_01]: kip had braces put on his teeth for this roll to or the dinosaur thanked in the credits let me tell you

[01:00:24] [SPEAKER_01]: oh there's no money in the world to get me to put them fucking braces okay I still have nightmares about

[01:00:31] [SPEAKER_06]: it was a painful painful time of life don't ever wanted me while Napoleon needs money I can't remember why

[01:00:41] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't think he needs money Uncle Rico kind of like shames him that he's not working

[01:00:48] [SPEAKER_06]: so he goes to the chicken farm which I literally write wrote fuck the chicken place

[01:00:56] [SPEAKER_03]: now pressing freaking place man all those chickens in there and the way John heater is like holding

[01:01:05] [SPEAKER_06]: the two chickens and they're struggling and then he's like struggling to shove them in their little air

[01:01:10] [SPEAKER_01]: it was like I heat everything about this scene also don't make become do this work on this farm

[01:01:20] [SPEAKER_01]: and then you say we have a lunch break there's all sorts of bugs on my hand sandwich and you

[01:01:27] [SPEAKER_01]: serve in me eggs bitch I don't want to see another chicken after this and then what they weren't even

[01:01:32] [SPEAKER_06]: I was like oh devil digs and can go nope those are just hard boiled cut and half I was like

[01:01:38] [SPEAKER_06]: they put zero effort into the meal and this is the scene where it's like the old guy is just like talking

[01:01:48] [SPEAKER_06]: and you don't know what he's saying he just said there's such a shire's I finally

[01:01:55] [SPEAKER_01]: I finally know what he says because I had captions on he's talking about arrowheads

[01:02:00] [SPEAKER_06]: that they found or something like that which apparently that wasn't written in the script

[01:02:08] [SPEAKER_06]: that's just how that guy talks and so that is just something they caught on camera and they're

[01:02:14] [SPEAKER_03]: like we're putting this in the movie so perfect how did that guy even get on the movie set

[01:02:21] [SPEAKER_01]: like I don't know what I'm saying you just they were filming all throughout the town so

[01:02:26] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm I'm sure he was just there but I knew those eggs would dry as hell in the opening sequence

[01:02:33] [SPEAKER_01]: that didn't put nothing on that damn it I don't even like I don't like birds I don't like

[01:02:41] [SPEAKER_06]: chickens I don't like eggs I didn't like this entire scene except for the shishani arrowheads guy

[01:02:50] [SPEAKER_01]: and the guys that they just have in the background they I don't even know what the language is to

[01:02:58] [SPEAKER_01]: express what's happening in this movie the whole and then they're like oh I forgot my checkbook

[01:03:07] [SPEAKER_06]: I'm gonna pay you in coins and change and the boy and gets like six dollars and like

[01:03:15] [SPEAKER_01]: pennies and knuckles it's like a dollar an hour oh god is it a child labor laws don't exist I guess

[01:03:33] [SPEAKER_06]: yeah well when when you own a farm it's free labor yeah free 99 now it's time for the dance

[01:03:45] [SPEAKER_06]: Napoleon shows up with trash she's looking at her friends longingly like I would like to be there

[01:03:51] [SPEAKER_01]: my shop he's on him what she dips on him she leaves Napoleon she goes to go talk to her friends and

[01:04:00] [SPEAKER_06]: dust never sees a word again meanwhile Napoleon goes to the bathroom to freshen up

[01:04:07] [SPEAKER_06]: he starts chewing some gum and then visibly swallow their like that's a Danielle car shit

[01:04:14] [SPEAKER_06]: I guess I'm in this one piece you made it Danielle you made it

[01:04:25] [SPEAKER_06]: like we're gonna take this from Danielle and this from Jani we're just gonna mix it up and put some

[01:04:33] [SPEAKER_01]: perm in it oh yeah I don't like Pedro says to Napoleon that hey if you can't find your day I'll let you dance with

[01:04:51] [SPEAKER_01]: I was like what you mean you let him dance with him but okay Pedro I've survived that and so

[01:04:58] [SPEAKER_01]: him and Deb do dance and he compliments her very puffy shoulder pad thingies since she made it herself

[01:05:06] [SPEAKER_01]: now the director said that is that Deb's character is very much his wife and he is very

[01:05:19] [SPEAKER_01]: interaction happen at a dance with her shoulder pads that her grandma made I think so love to see it

[01:05:26] [SPEAKER_06]: yeah and then there's some there's some side scenes but there's a time machine with crystals that

[01:05:37] [SPEAKER_06]: Napoleon tries to use Uncle Rico wants to go back to 82 and and he just shocks and a

[01:06:11] [SPEAKER_02]: chapter of Napoleon is not and he's like I could have told you that because he's already been shot

[01:06:26] [SPEAKER_02]: and I feel like it's new this and still Lord Napoleon into this situation because when he's plugging

[01:06:34] [SPEAKER_01]: in this horrendous machine he is slightly laughing like smiling and smirking I was like you

[01:06:43] [SPEAKER_06]: were right you were right and what I was just gonna say like tip in Napoleon are constantly fighting

[01:06:51] [SPEAKER_06]: and earlier in the movie they're like wrestling and tips says you're bruising my neck meat I think

[01:06:58] [SPEAKER_01]: you ripped my mole off also the store Uncle Rico takes Napoleon to the store and I still can't

[01:07:10] [SPEAKER_01]: grasp what he's telling him to send back and he's like I told you get the 12 pack like I don't

[01:07:16] [SPEAKER_01]: even know what it is is it color pencils like what is this headbands they're ridiculous

[01:07:24] [SPEAKER_06]: we also get Napoleon if in Pedro gun go to some sort of FFA meat and Napoleon is in charge of

[01:07:36] [SPEAKER_06]: testing the milk

[01:07:41] [SPEAKER_06]: and he missed this one this one tastes like the cow got into an onion patch

[01:07:49] [SPEAKER_01]: what was the first milk though because I was like did he say bleach I told him yes he does

[01:07:55] [SPEAKER_06]: I was like what the fuck are you no clue but well Napoleon is he's testing milk Pedro is

[01:08:04] [SPEAKER_01]: judging others he's like that one because it's supposed to be 4 not 5 others it's that one right there

[01:08:13] [SPEAKER_01]: he goes that little mepul and this is one Pedro gets so hot afterwards like when they get back

[01:08:24] [SPEAKER_01]: to school he's like you feel that you feel hot and Napoleon's like yeah I'm fine after probably

[01:08:30] [SPEAKER_01]: having some spoiled ass milk Napoleon is fine and Pedro's like I gotta go home

[01:08:38] [SPEAKER_01]: and that's when he comes he doesn't come to school the next day again and Napoleon's like

[01:08:44] [SPEAKER_01]: what what the fuck's going on when he finally finds him he's got this hoodie on

[01:08:49] [SPEAKER_01]: which I felt seen because I love me a good hoodie in the middle summer and apparently we see

[01:08:56] [SPEAKER_01]: him shave off his all of his hair and that's when Deb finds him a good old wit and also he decides

[01:09:03] [SPEAKER_01]: he's running for class president again summer and Napoleon rider-dyfriend too is like look whatever

[01:09:10] [SPEAKER_01]: you need I'll do it and so he'd hand draws no Pedro's campaign flyers and that's where we get the

[01:09:17] [SPEAKER_01]: infamous boat for Pedro T-shirt that they make so good time both for Pedro I'll make all your wildest

[01:09:26] [SPEAKER_06]: dream dream that's a great tagline I got some wild dreams Pedro and I love how Napoleon is at

[01:09:34] [SPEAKER_06]: school the day that Pedro's head is hot and Dawn is handing out buttons literally for summer

[01:09:41] [SPEAKER_06]: and Napoleon's like yeah I want to button and he just takes it and chokes us down all the way

[01:09:47] [SPEAKER_06]: and then runs up the stairs oh man classic Napoleon and then once Pedro gets back to school with

[01:09:59] [SPEAKER_06]: his good wig his tally Perry wig his slogan then changes to Pedro offers you his protection

[01:10:09] [SPEAKER_01]: and his cousins roll up well I think Napoleon does that by himself okay I don't I don't know

[01:10:17] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't remember if Pedro is a part of that but he sees one of the kids get bullied by

[01:10:23] [SPEAKER_01]: Randy and that's when he gives him a landier to the Pedro offers him you know protection

[01:10:31] [SPEAKER_01]: so then we see him the kid later on at his bike and though that that kid who was at some

[01:10:38] [SPEAKER_01]: of the fucking tauts yeah like let me let me ride your bike I'm like what's wrong with this kid

[01:10:44] [SPEAKER_01]: that's when Pedro's cousins pull up and it literally on the side of their car says vote for Pedro

[01:10:51] [SPEAKER_01]: and they don't say anything they don't get out of a car they just shake their head like no

[01:10:58] [SPEAKER_01]: that's always watching also Pedro gets in trouble because he has a pinata this

[01:11:10] [SPEAKER_02]: is just like summer and every nerd in the school is being that shit to no end yep

[01:11:21] [SPEAKER_01]: and the principles like I don't know what you do back at your house but we don't

[01:11:30] [SPEAKER_01]: yeah it is and Pedro's like I don't understand this is not a big deal

[01:11:35] [SPEAKER_01]: yeah Pedro's a great pinata is there a part of my culture so he doesn't get kicked out of the

[01:11:41] [SPEAKER_01]: campaign but he does have to take all his flyers down so yeah and meanwhile Kipp and Lafonda

[01:11:48] [SPEAKER_06]: are getting to know each other Lafonda is inspiring Kipp I don't think she did this too Kipp

[01:11:56] [SPEAKER_06]: I think Kipp took initiative by himself with his doorah because she does as soon as like they

[01:12:10] [SPEAKER_01]: see each other she pulls out a chain for him with a needle on it

[01:12:21] [SPEAKER_01]: oh my god you know what I don't know if I spaced out but I didn't see the wedding scene

[01:12:28] [SPEAKER_06]: I think it's after the credits okay and that wedding scene was not initially part of the movie

[01:12:37] [SPEAKER_06]: and that scene alone cost $200,000 to shoot so half of the original budget

[01:12:43] [SPEAKER_06]: oh she and an credits scene so I just have Napoleon throws fruit so Ocarico pulls up at home

[01:12:53] [SPEAKER_06]: in Napoleon's pistol and first on reason it's but he's not seeing it it's because he feels embarrassed

[01:13:00] [SPEAKER_01]: because he's going to he's like you go in my girlfriend's house this is what Trish yes

[01:13:07] [SPEAKER_06]: and so he feels embarrassed by that so he just throws fruit like it was like a grapefruit fruit

[01:13:13] [SPEAKER_06]: one at the car and like one at Uncle Rico's head he'd be serious hot mess express

[01:13:22] [SPEAKER_06]: then he goes to chill off chill out at the goodwill

[01:13:27] [SPEAKER_06]: and he finds a sigh which I would be so excited if I found a sigh for sale and goodwill

[01:13:38] [SPEAKER_03]: so Rafael's oh yes they put it in his belt look that's so fine and then he finds

[01:13:46] [SPEAKER_01]: D. Quandance groove on VHS I think woman originally saw this movie I never remembered him

[01:13:56] [SPEAKER_06]: working so hard with these dance moves it's really subtle because it's only a Lafadna

[01:14:04] [SPEAKER_06]: comments that he's really sweaty and you can kind of hear him in the background working out but

[01:14:10] [SPEAKER_06]: it's like not the focus of the scene yeah but she does say why are you so sweaty

[01:14:19] [SPEAKER_01]: but I like how she does it's not an adjudgey way but just like what's really going on

[01:14:24] [SPEAKER_01]: yeah what are you doing and he's just working on his moves

[01:14:30] [SPEAKER_06]: and then this is when Uncle Rico goes to see Deb and tells her that Napoleon suggested she

[01:14:39] [SPEAKER_06]: might like bust must name and Deb marches to the nearest fucking payphone

[01:14:49] [SPEAKER_03]: middle nowhere that's like five miles from the nearest building and she tells him you were a

[01:14:58] [SPEAKER_06]: shallow friend I like myself just the way I am so Deb is big mad at Napoleon Napoleon doesn't know

[01:15:05] [SPEAKER_06]: what the fuck's happening because Uncle Rico lied to her and said Napoleon suggested it right

[01:15:13] [SPEAKER_01]: and then it's not hard to believe because he just says random stuff so I get why Deb would

[01:15:18] [SPEAKER_01]: not think down. Go Rico would be lying plus he's a fucking adult yeah and then Uncle Rico goes

[01:15:24] [SPEAKER_06]: to Rex's house and suggests bust must for Starla the very in shape girlfriend of Rex

[01:15:34] [SPEAKER_06]: and I cart before yeah and Rex beats the shit out of him and the car outside of Rex's house

[01:15:43] [SPEAKER_06]: is a super rude brought oh glad we know that I gotta keep everyone informed of the vehicles

[01:15:54] [SPEAKER_01]: we're at the elections in the auditorium yes so they're the candidates are able to like give their

[01:16:02] [SPEAKER_01]: so Pedro can give his speech but he didn't know that he had to perform some sort of skit so that

[01:16:08] [SPEAKER_01]: makes him super nervous summer if she does her speech and then what are the name what's the name

[01:16:13] [SPEAKER_01]: of the signing girls the happy hands club the happy hands club in so they are doing your moves

[01:16:22] [SPEAKER_01]: in my tap dance outfits because I can pull up a secret number that I have that looks very similar

[01:16:29] [SPEAKER_06]: more skimpy though than that outfit and like you said Pedro is very nervous and I don't know how

[01:16:38] [SPEAKER_06]: to fucking perform right Napoleon's like hold my milk because Lafonda gave him a gym and

[01:16:47] [SPEAKER_01]: asked tape and he pulls it out and he's ready he is red deep with lots of arms yeah and this

[01:16:59] [SPEAKER_01]: and lots of hips there's lots of hips the funny thing is that the he says actually wrote

[01:17:09] [SPEAKER_01]: this climatic dancing for John heater because they knew that he liked to dance that he

[01:17:16] [SPEAKER_01]: like this was his passion to do he's like look I'm not like the best dancer but I got some moves

[01:17:22] [SPEAKER_01]: and so that's why they wrote that scene in and he'll sit in his soul yeah

[01:17:32] [SPEAKER_06]: and this becomes like one of the standout scenes of this movie the dancing also like the music just

[01:17:41] [SPEAKER_06]: cuts off while he's still dancing and he's so in it and he can't even realize at first and then when

[01:17:49] [SPEAKER_01]: he does he just runs away and the song is can't he by dramatic why classic all you center stage

[01:17:58] [SPEAKER_01]: girlies we felt seen Pedro wins so Pedro is now class president also summer says I don't know

[01:18:08] [SPEAKER_01]: about you guys but I don't want Shimejanga's next year but Shimejanga's are delicious

[01:18:13] [SPEAKER_01]: far as yes yes fuck you summer right sorry but that had to be said okay

[01:18:25] [SPEAKER_06]: watch your mouth and then Napoleon makes up with Deb and like the end of the movie is kind of just

[01:18:36] [SPEAKER_06]: I felt like it was showing growth in some way like Napoleon now can play to other ball

[01:18:41] [SPEAKER_06]: well and Deb plays with him so he's not playing with them so he's not playing with them so

[01:18:46] [SPEAKER_06]: playing by himself anymore and then for some reason he caught Deb a delicious seathouse

[01:18:55] [SPEAKER_01]: I was like what I'm aware of it and what like I just that line really threw me off some

[01:19:06] [SPEAKER_01]: like don't see bass live in the sea it's one of his lies and Deb seems to be five with

[01:19:18] [SPEAKER_06]: because like what maybe he played animal crossing maybe that's how I know the sea bass is

[01:19:25] [SPEAKER_06]: different than the regular bass anything we missed Napoleon loves ligars which is a cross between

[01:19:31] [SPEAKER_06]: a lion and a tiger and then a chip in the fond of get married as seen in an encean where

[01:19:39] [SPEAKER_06]: he loves technology but not as much as your or you see but he's a love technology.

[01:19:45] [SPEAKER_01]: I love that the actor who plays Lafonda commented on a

[01:19:51] [SPEAKER_01]: chip in Lafonda video that I made for the podcast and her name is Shandralla Avery very nice woman

[01:19:59] [SPEAKER_01]: she not only liked it she reshared it on her socials love to see it so I feel like we are famous now

[01:20:10] [SPEAKER_06]: well and that's Napoleon Dynamite. Let's let's look at some fun facts we missed.

[01:20:20] [SPEAKER_06]: Has sent the short film in the script to a variety of different casting directors many of

[01:20:25] [SPEAKER_06]: whom thought the idea was too weird or they just didn't get the character oh they just didn't like

[01:20:31] [SPEAKER_01]: the character I get that one of the things that I did see that I just thought was really interesting was

[01:20:37] [SPEAKER_01]: that they coined a phrase called the Napoleon Dynamite problem. It's a term used to describe

[01:20:45] [SPEAKER_01]: the difficulty researchers have in predicting whether viewers will like quirky films like

[01:20:49] [SPEAKER_01]: Napoleon Dynamite. This problem makes it difficult for streaming platforms like Netflix to

[01:20:55] [SPEAKER_01]: recommend movies to fans of the film based on their previous matches. For example in 2008 the

[01:21:01] [SPEAKER_01]: New York Times magazine reported that Napoleon Dynamite was rated more disproportionately

[01:21:06] [SPEAKER_01]: than any other film on Netflix with an average difference of 1.2 stars on a scale of five.

[01:21:15] [SPEAKER_01]: So yeah I'll just thought that was not what it was really interesting and other films that

[01:21:23] [SPEAKER_01]: kind of fall into that category are lost in translation from 2003 and I heart hookabees from 2004.

[01:21:30] [SPEAKER_03]: The time and I know that the movie was filmed was really receptive to it and they

[01:21:36] [SPEAKER_03]: had festivals and stuff, Teter Tide festivals and stuff. Oh yeah that's cool.

[01:21:43] [SPEAKER_06]: It frees it. On August 30th 2011 the film's production company Napoleon Pictures filed a lawsuit

[01:21:50] [SPEAKER_06]: against Fox search light pictures for 10 million for under-reporting royalties and taking improper

[01:21:56] [SPEAKER_06]: revenue deductions and its term sheet Fox agreed to pay 31.66% of net profits on home video.

[01:22:05] [SPEAKER_06]: The lawsuit said that a 2008 audit revealed that Fox was only paying net royalties on home

[01:22:10] [SPEAKER_06]: videos at 9.66%. And there were under-reporting royalties in improper deductions.

[01:22:20] [SPEAKER_01]: I believe they won that case too. Well they should. The movie featured one of the longest

[01:22:29] [SPEAKER_01]: credited castless in movie history, all 181 student extras were named and listed in the closing

[01:22:38] [SPEAKER_03]: credits. That's fun. That's super nice. So yeah DJ Rikbader, you were called in 2011 that Napoleon

[01:22:45] [SPEAKER_03]: Dynamite, still to this day is one of the two top scripts I've ever read alongside office space

[01:22:52] [SPEAKER_03]: which you know have you all done? Is that even in your... It was in our time period we have not done

[01:22:57] [SPEAKER_01]: it. It's definitely a Jaggy Daniel movie because we watched it at proms. Yeah.

[01:23:05] [SPEAKER_01]: And lastly despite playing high school students John Header and Ramirez were respectively

[01:23:11] [SPEAKER_01]: 26 and 31 when this movie was made. All right but before we get into ratings rewind just to remind

[01:23:17] [SPEAKER_01]: her don't forget to follow us at no more late fees on Instagram Facebook TikTok Twitter,

[01:23:22] [SPEAKER_01]: YouTube, and friends and John we're going to start with you what is your present day rating of

[01:23:28] [SPEAKER_03]: Napoleon Dynamite? Yeah I'm going to stick with my original rating. Stick the spada.

[01:23:35] [SPEAKER_03]: Good. Yeah I love it. I love it. I love it. I picked up obviously picked up on different elements

[01:23:40] [SPEAKER_03]: of the movie. Yeah I love it. Especially that toy being thrown out of the car. I'm going to try

[01:23:49] [SPEAKER_03]: what I don't know what's there but something seemed right about that. Yeah I know this

[01:23:56] [SPEAKER_01]: movie is not for everyone. I get it. I know it's stupid and silly. I fucking laugh my ass off again.

[01:24:03] [SPEAKER_01]: It's so dumb and I just don't know why any of the things are happening.

[01:24:12] [SPEAKER_01]: I usually don't know but I let myself go with it and I laugh so yeah it's still stupid by I I don't know

[01:24:25] [SPEAKER_06]: Jacky. I hate to ruin the streak. You better that. But current Jacky is like there were

[01:24:36] [SPEAKER_06]: parts that were funny and I laughed out loud but am I going to say like hey I'm bored let me put

[01:24:44] [SPEAKER_06]: on Napoleon Dynamite. It's not gonna happen. There's too many other good movies that I would

[01:24:51] [SPEAKER_06]: not so I will give it a I'm gonna say today but I'm gonna go five day. Like it's funny when

[01:24:58] [SPEAKER_06]: it's on and I watch it but I'm never going to watch it. Actively seek it out to watch it.

[01:25:06] [SPEAKER_03]: Got Jack. That's fair. That's fair. You're wrong but this is John.

[01:25:15] [SPEAKER_06]: Well if anyone else wants to argue with my reading hit us up at our quick job.

[01:25:23] [SPEAKER_06]: 909601663. T話 is said the Twitter is him is said the threads and you can be featured on a

[01:25:28] [SPEAKER_01]: future episode. And join us next week as we dive into which he said timber with the Sarah Michelle

[01:25:34] [SPEAKER_01]: Geller classic simply irresistible. Johnny happy birthday happy birthday.

[01:25:45] [SPEAKER_06]: Johnny is a beloved patreon member. Yes and so he gets an extra special birthday shout out

[01:25:54] [SPEAKER_01]: because he's with us. Woo. Welcome. And you know I love you the most Johnny.

[01:26:04] [SPEAKER_06]: Oh, what are you doing? I'll just sit here by myself while I just appreciate one another.

[01:26:13] [SPEAKER_06]: Danielle have to catch up Jackie if you can just follow up. Yeah. Excuse myself.

[01:26:20] [SPEAKER_06]: I love you guys so much thank you all for having me. Yeah we love that you can so much fun and

[01:26:25] [SPEAKER_06]: I can't wait to do the faculty with you in another month or so because

[01:26:31] [SPEAKER_06]: that is a long awaited movie rewatch for me and so I'm so excited we're doing it.

[01:26:39] [SPEAKER_01]: Danielle how you feel about the faculty? That one's not a member and that's not scary for me.

[01:26:45] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, I'm good. A lot of creepy crawlies but I just had to push him through. You have you've been

[01:26:52] [SPEAKER_06]: very brave. And as always, be kind and rewind.